Like how my buddy coined out a term "ass-buddies" over 15 years ago when we hang out almost daily. How could such a term "ass-buddy" means better than best buddies or BFF? Well imagine your 2 ass cheeks separated...
You can't...not without a lot of pain ;-)
Haha love this demented, or call it rather insane terms but I like it being deviated from the norm and unique to the individuals involved.
For now, airworm has a little worm.